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. 3 Easy Ways to Die :Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
5. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life
6.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE
7. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
